I was sitting on the couch with my eyes closed and started to drift a bit. My brain often does strange things when I’m in that half-awake/half-asleep zone. I don’t really dream but I “hear” lots of stuff, and this one was stranger than most.
VOICE 1: “We have Jimmy Stewart in the studio here today.”
VOICE 2: “Uh, hello there, here I am.”
VOICE 1: “Jimmy has promised to smoke 200 cigarettes right here on live TV every time someone donates more than five dollars. You’re a good man.”
VOICE 2: “I will. It’s for a good cause.”
That was when I shook my head and got up off the couch…